Should I dress up as a pirate or a kayaker for the halloween Ocoee run
If i were a pirate, I could finaly use my pirate catch phrase and maybe board someones raft "Arggh, hand over the booty" I'd even put an inflatable parrot on my shoulder. it can double up as flotation.
If I dressed as a kayaker. It would probably scare my friends and maybe piss Louie off. All I need is a skirt, and a full-face helmet. I suppose I could tape two canoe paddles together as well.
Or I could just wear a pancho and a sombrero with a fake handlebar mustash.
I've been wanting to do the "Deliverance" hillbilly thing for a while - full with the flannel over the PFD, corncob pipe, and felt hat, but won't be near any water this weekend!
I will be there dressed as Santa Claus with a group of kayakers who have no business being on the Ocoee. And yes, we will still be hungover from the night before. Ho Ho Ho, there will be blood.