mshelton or squeakyknee...

the great gonzo · Post by **the great gonzo** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:28 pm

could one of you guys do me a favor and post a lengthy angry rant about something? It's a slow day at work and I am bored...

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martin a.k.a. the great gonzo!

mshelton · Post by **mshelton** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:51 pm

Choose the topic;

a) The f#$&^g us military is buying all the kevlar leaving me scrounging for repair mats.

b) Canadian beer sucks (or Canada in general sucks).

c) Mayo or Miracle Whip.

the great gonzo · Post by **the great gonzo** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:25 pm

I think b) would be most interesting..

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the great gonzo · Post by **the great gonzo** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:28 pm

Actually on second thought after having read your last post in the Salsa thread I would like you to rant about topic a)...

martin a.k.a. the great gonzo!

squeakyknee · Post by **squeakyknee** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:09 pm

shoot, I was all ready for topic B).

msims · Post by **msims** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:35 pm

YOUGUYS DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOOT!

Walsh · Post by **Walsh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:29 pm

mshelton wrote:c) Mayo or Miracle Whip.

Either way is fine by me, but what is the story with the mayo substitute they try to serve you anywhere south of Richmond? I forgot to say "hold the mayo" on my last trip to AL, and almost gagged audibly. Is the secret ingredient crisco, leftover grease from the deep fryer, or bat guano?

mshelton · Post by **mshelton** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:45 pm

Dunno man, that some scary stuff.

I saw a 3gal jug of it sitting out once in a greasy spoon with a label "Industrial strength mayonaise" I opted for mustard.

Craig Smerda · Post by **Craig Smerda** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:20 pm

http://www.cboats.net/cforum/viewforum.php?f=6 or http://www.boatertalk.com/forum/LiquidLounge

mshelton · Post by **mshelton** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:27 pm

Mayo makes a great adhesive to hold a napkin to your paddle as a quick delam repair, this will last for appx 5 min unless you have the industrial strength that has "kicked" a little and has that tasty yellow blubber consistancy, in which case it will last about a weekend.

Better?