Why do people still paddle the long boats?
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:19 pm
What do you think is the main reason?
The stabilty it offers makes havin a roll un necessary.
The lenght of them provides a plausible excuse for not gettin a mirco eddy
Makes people think you are too poor to get a modern boat
People help you unload them to keep you from hurin your back
A boat that big keep you from havin to run the new harder runs
Only used boat anyone would want to sale and you could find
Scared to get on big water in a small boat
Makes butt boater not challenger you when goin for an eddy
You have a drinkin problem and can't carry enough beer in a newer design.
You are a retro guy and don't want to move into this century.
You might need a waterin trough for a mediun size herd of goats one day
You are a rebel and don't mind the ridicule of the boatin world
You like a shrinking single sticker community and want to discourage any new boater from tryin a canoe.
If it was good enought for your grand dad it is good enough for you.
You think Sara Falin is hot and George W and Dork Chancys were smart and they paddle barges
You know Milt won't put you in any of his videos in a new design.
You didn't know Frankie.
Nolan and that Bob who guy are still your heroes
When you leave it on top of your truck it provides total UV and bird droppin protection for the finish on your truck.
You would like to look as skilled as Jim Marchard does in a barge (You won"t)
These are just a few of reason PLG and I could think off this morning. When PLG and I get in the truck with Dick, Doopey, Dooley, Swimmin Mexican, and OC1King we will expand on this list.
Phil and Decker please feel to add any insight from the frozen wasteland up north and from the deep south.
The stabilty it offers makes havin a roll un necessary.
The lenght of them provides a plausible excuse for not gettin a mirco eddy
Makes people think you are too poor to get a modern boat
People help you unload them to keep you from hurin your back
A boat that big keep you from havin to run the new harder runs
Only used boat anyone would want to sale and you could find
Scared to get on big water in a small boat
Makes butt boater not challenger you when goin for an eddy
You have a drinkin problem and can't carry enough beer in a newer design.
You are a retro guy and don't want to move into this century.
You might need a waterin trough for a mediun size herd of goats one day
You are a rebel and don't mind the ridicule of the boatin world
You like a shrinking single sticker community and want to discourage any new boater from tryin a canoe.
If it was good enought for your grand dad it is good enough for you.
You think Sara Falin is hot and George W and Dork Chancys were smart and they paddle barges
You know Milt won't put you in any of his videos in a new design.
You didn't know Frankie.
Nolan and that Bob who guy are still your heroes
When you leave it on top of your truck it provides total UV and bird droppin protection for the finish on your truck.
You would like to look as skilled as Jim Marchard does in a barge (You won"t)
These are just a few of reason PLG and I could think off this morning. When PLG and I get in the truck with Dick, Doopey, Dooley, Swimmin Mexican, and OC1King we will expand on this list.
Phil and Decker please feel to add any insight from the frozen wasteland up north and from the deep south.