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"Hey, thanks for letting me join the GDI crew. You guys are great fun and I had a great time. I'm impressed w/ how you guys paddle...stylin'. Love to paddle again..."

vs what the virtual paddles who post on the internet but who won't go boatin with us say.

Don't believe it Guys....Louie is trying to Start his Own Open Boat Cult down south here you see...Next thing you Know he'll be offering us His Cool Aid ! and Inviting us to come to the Compound!
I think He'll be serving Kool-Aid at ALF.

All kidding aside They are a great Bunch to paddle with.
And they come up with the coolest River Sayings Like... Salad Bowl Down & The Fainting Goat.

You misssed out on the Kool-aide sat,

The women say, that Louie is such a jerk. Did you hear what he said about my ovaries.

That must be why we don't have much female paddlers come back

swimingmexican wrote:The women say, that Louie is such a jerk. Did you hear what he said about my ovaries.

That must be why we don't have much female paddlers come back

No, What did he say about your Ovaries Alex??

No, not my ovaries. If you were at the takeout you'd know. (Inside joke). Louie said, you know why women go to open boats. Because they're ovaries are to big for kayaks. (at this point the chick he said it to got in her car and drove off without a word)

swimingmexican wrote:No, not my ovaries. If you were at the takeout you'd know. (Inside joke). Louie said, you know why women go to open boats. Because they're ovaries are to big for kayaks. (at this point the chick he said it to got in her car and drove off without a word)

I was a the Takeout, I just Walked there Chicks shouldn't be so sensitive bout their Ovaries!

Paddling with the GDI is awesome! Great bunch of guys & very knowledgeable on the river aswell. They do paddle with an attitude, but they are not so pompous that they can't allow a Duckie to tag along. Something that a lot of "Kayakers" are to cool to do!
Thanks for the oppotunity to paddle with the GDI!
Mike Reece

Always a pleasure to have ya mike.

Mike the only thing we worry about with you and the death yak is that Pinchelocogringo may want to go back to his to see if he can get as good as you are in it.

I take enough harassment as it is. I would hate to see what it would be like if I even mentioned wanting back in the deathyak at this point.

swimingmexican wrote: Louie said, you know why women go to open boats. Because they're ovaries are to big for kayaks.

I would think Louie meant that as a compliment. But I could be wrong. I have been once or twice before.

You know it was a complement and so does she, what Alex didn't see was her givin me her contact information so she can try out a canoe. I don't let Alex know everythin, because when him and wife talk slow I can follow what they are sayin but when they start talkin a mile a minute I can't always keep up.

Dang Louie jew hire an advertising agency r ghost writer to come wid that 4 you?

Stylin'? Dude a word of caution, please don't start belivin ur own hype.

It is not a dude it is a very attractive lady boater, come down and we will let you boat with her.