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Yeah, I know you don't want a Dagger Impulse, but check out this ad--- http://cosprings.craigslist.org/boa/2454607736.html

Didn't notice anything "off" except that an Impulse isn't 40 pounds, and I thought the Impulse was longer than 11 feet. Ignorance revealed, I am off.

I'd buy it just to meet the guy. That's funny.

That's hilarious. Someone should make a tee shirt with the last line in the ad:

Warning: Canoes require skill, finese, knowlege of fluid dynamics, wave-form analyses, anal canal vector volume manometry and above-average swimming skills. If you can't run dry, you may die!

"Pictures on request, but please no kayakers, attorneys, Samurai warriors or others unwilling to use only one blade.
Warning: Canoes require skill, finese, knowlege of fluid dynamics, wave-form analyses, anal canal vector volume manometry and above-average swimming skills. If you can't run dry, you may die!"

I like that list of excluded buyers.

got to remember that marketing style for the future

That dude has style. Someone invite him to cboats!

Hmmm. High brace roll, rotator cuff injury. Think there's any connection?

That's a pretty entertaining ad. Reckon he'd had a couple o'beers prior to writing it? He may have a torn rotator cuff, but his balls seem to be intact.

Thanks for posting that David. I'd buy a Tshirt and/or stickers that had either one of those quotes on it!