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Or are there any good additions, specifically for canoeists?

(I have been quoting this video non-stop for about six months.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dWBExIXPy4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

AB

sick offside boof
dude i can't feel my feet
wanna take a quick break
I was stuck on my offside
I fell out of my outfitting
rescue my outfitting before me

Yes!!

my outfitting is still temporary, that's why I keep falling out...

TGG!

"I like the Bandit, but they wear down too fast."
"I'm going to walk this one, its a lefty(righty) move."
"I ran that TOTALLY dry."
"That's easy with two blades."
"My boat is SO heavy."
"What kind of batteries are you using for your pump?"
"The new Royalex isn't nearly as good as the old stuff."
"It was really low, but we ran it anyway."

"My bulkhead is too tight"
"My bullhead is too loose"
"I swam that on purpose"
"Who put rocks under my airbag?"
"Does anyone have a spare airbag?"
"Sick job foaming out that cockpit"
"Can you get out of there"
"Leg cramp"
"I couldn't get to my onside"

"Is that rapid gnarlz?"

"Is this paddle gnarlz?"

"That boat looks pretty gnarlz"

"Dude! That run was the GNARLZ!"

"Let me get that on video. It'll only take me 8 hours to edit it, add special effects and include an obnoxious soundtrack then we can post it on my website/Vimeo/YOUTUBE!"

Hey! Don't dis my buddy Eddy McGnarlz.



Big Al

I've heard this a few times before on the river:

"Do NOT follow Big Al!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Let's fire this SHlT up!

This is some serious Mank!

I've heard this a few times before on the river:

"Do NOT follow Big Al!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



That's PAC's favorite.

Or, Get outta the water, Al. Get outta the water.

Or, Get back in the boat, Al. Get back in the boat.



Big Al

"Hey Guys. I gotta Dump."


"I thought I had it on my second try...maybe I didn't keep my head down enough"

"You didn't keep your head down"



"Did you guys see how sick that Low brace was"

"Dude. Check out my Low brace"

"Where's the portage trail?"

"It's a canoe"

"Somebody chase that paddle!"

"I swam, but it doesn't count because I was surfing"

"Will we get back in time for happy hour?"

"My boat had a pretty good line without me"

"There's some ice, but it's runnable"

"Want to double-carry?"

"Do you have straps?"

"Who has the biggest rack?"

"Look at that [eagle/snake/otter/wood duck]!"

"I told my wife I'd be home by..."

"My painters are frozen"

"Sorry, insert name here, but I'm too tired now to run that waterfall with you in the tandem boat."

I've heard that one before.

Get me started on this (zipper for drysuit).

My feet are cold.

My knees/shoulder/neck/back/feet/bunyons are killing me.


Man, that beer (Monkey) is gonna taste good!~

and, I've got some real Cubans back at the car.

Big Al