lozer.com launches c-1 instruction

lozer.com · Post by **lozer.com** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:19 am

Surf over and check out the Air McGoon!

Craig Smerda · Post by **Craig Smerda** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:07 pm

ROFLMAO

Glad to see they recognize that c-boaters need bashing too.

Lozer.com is nearly as funny as http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

CosmikDebris · Post by **CosmikDebris** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:54 pm

that's some classic stuff right there....I like the sandwich...

Oh yeah, long live Bode!

lozer.com · Post by **lozer.com** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:21 pm

Craig, it seems everyone bashes the C1ers. Those buttboaters at mountainbuzz have had the nerve to call the whole thing a hoax! Probably just jealous they can't pull off the Air McGoon without the extra leverage.

http://www.mountainbuzz.com/viewtopic.php?t=7531

TomAnon · Post by **TomAnon** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:33 pm

Let's see, breaking down the Air Mcgoon we start with a Cuban Blunt transitioning to a Flaming Loop and ending in a China Syndrome....

msims · Post by **msims** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:39 pm

Corran's right! A whole new breed of boating with his new boat designs. But gasoline? I *seriously* doubt that - ethanol burns cooler - although it must be gas - cuz ethanol flames are blue...

Craig Smerda · Post by **Craig Smerda** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:14 am

Dear Lozer.com

I would like to be sponsored and promoted by your wonderful company. I think you make an awesome "product" and would be more than willing to sacrifice my own morals and self dignity to promote it.
Do you offer a full barage of decals and schwag for me to prostitute myself with?
Although my paddling skills vary by season I enjoy typing and jotting down pointless drivel year-round and would be more than pleased to let you exploit these skills.
Please let me know where to start sending my monthly checks for your support and acknowledgement.

Pitifully yours!,
Craig Smerda

PS. I am a huge a$$ kisser.

Jan_dettmer · Post by **Jan_dettmer** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:42 am

GO CRAIG GO!!

Very nice!

Cheers, Jan

lozer.com · Post by **lozer.com** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:18 am

Craig,

Contact me through Lozer's "contact" page. I'll get some schwag out to you right away.

Trouble Danger Extreme
Lozer Team Manager

bearboater · Post by **bearboater** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:42 am

the best part is the debate on mountainbuzz, i am definetely a fan of photoforensicpaddler. or what ever the sn was, they got completely fired up.
lol
cheers
-isaac