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Louie

Young open boater lookin for a lady open boater

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One that will run the hard stuff take heart, Pscho and Andrew didn't get the last one. Running around Mexico is a southern white girl 26 years old, long dark blond hair, eyes you can't look away from, a voice Angles wish they had, legs a couple of yards long that run up and make an butt out of themselves. Maybe 110 lb with wet gear on. Laught after any swims and doesn't swim much. It is a long and convoluted story but we ran across her by mistake and after just a couple of river Pinchalocogringo ask in awel " are all lady open boater like that". So far it seems you only have to show or even just point out a line to her and she is strokin her Prelude down it. She is willin to loan the buttboater guys her thong to wear under their dresses, but not the pink and green one. She is so unasumin that even surroned by Canadian Kayakeretts she doesn't have a clue to her uniqueness, even after I have Pincalocogringo kiss the ground she walked on after he watches he run a thirty foot water fall, she doesn't understand what the big deal is, it just seem natural to her. Around Ain't Louie fest she will be takin a bus back from Mexico to Virgina and stoppin by for some creekin, I will atemp to drag out my job down there so I can give her a ride in the truck and do rivers goin north through Mexcio, I swear when I first meet her I had to pinch her to make sure I wasn't dreamin. She is perfect has her own gear, doesn't carry a pocketbook, is beautiful all the time even first thing in the morning with out any war paint, doesn't eat much load and carries her own boat, a rare find indeed, sorta like diggin up the Hope diamonds big sister.
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Post by Walsh »

By your description, Louie, it seems that you've encountered a creature nearly as unique as yourself.

I really hope to make it out to Lenoir City this year to meet the whole cast of characters.
FURZTROCKEN!
Louie

Sir I as comman as dirt

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The lady of which I speak is nothing short of a goddess
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Post by beach »

PHOTOS!!!
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How to meet her

Post by esprit »

Well, the lovely lady Louie is speaking of leads the Esprit open boat weeks in Mexico every Sat. to Sat. So.... if thats not enough reason to join one of trips this year then I don't know what is.

Hope to see you!!

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Post by KNeal »

If she's from Virginia, then I know who she is. Her dad had her running the New River Gorge solo open boat as a young teenager. Seen her run Fayetteville rapid, at about 3 feet, twirling her paddle over her head and never touched the water with the blade once. Don't let her niceness fool you. She may seem unassuming (look at the spelling, Louie :wink: ), but she's very sharp and highly intelligent (as evident with her choice of boat and company :D ).

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Louie

I think that would be her

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Some of the best times I've ever had is when some lady has tricked me
Louie

I know I forwarded her

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Alseasaian picture to someone on this forum, they are goin to have to post them I got a headack just forwarding them
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Louie, seriously...

Post by PincheLocoGringo »

I agree that she is quite the young lady. Attractive and out going is quite the combination. But you really need to get a proof-reader. And maybe run spell-check once in a while.
Louie

Oh

Post by Louie »

Say it ain't so I misspelled a word?
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makin me blush

Post by eileen »

Aw shucks, I'm flattered by all the compliments, Louie. But I think my head's swelling too much, my helmets getting tight! Easy there... I need to mention a couple minor corrections tho. I'm 24, not 26. I weighed more than 110 lbs last time I checked, ha. And kneal, unfortunately I am not the same teenage girl you talked about running the New River Gorge with her dad. Sorry!

Love,
"the Hope Diamond's big sister"
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