7' wooden solo canoe for dead people

ncdavid · Post by **ncdavid** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:14 am

http://www.ebay.com/itm/CANOE-CASKET-BO ... 500wt_1413

KNeal · Post by **KNeal** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:19 am

7 feet long.
21 inches deep
24 inches wide at the widest point

Isn't the width kinda skinny for a canoe?

I wonder how much it weighs?

David, I think you have outdone yourself in your nationwide search-and-notification on all things to be sold as a canoe.

Todhunter · Post by **Todhunter** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:07 pm

Wonder how it rolls.

I bet back-ferrys are a bitch...

Walsh · Post by **Walsh** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:39 pm

I've revised my will to request a Viking funeral. At Broken Nose. On a crowded rafting weekend.

cramersec · Post by **cramersec** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:39 pm

I know people who will build you a real stripper for less than that. Paddle now, die eventually, Viking funeral!

Steve

Post by **PAC** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:57 pm

Can't see ya surfing and busting the moved on the River Styx in a flat back canoe. Needs something a bit more high performance... doesn't have to be PE.

Perhaps someone needs to work up a mini canoe for just sending just ones ashed down a favorate river run ...viking style. Need to revise my will now too!

Nice search / find!

canoemid · Post by **canoemid** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:38 pm

My friends are instructed in my will to send my ashes down my favorite rapid. They can run it one last time with me. Now I have to rethink this.

cramersec · Post by **cramersec** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:56 pm

That's what I told my wife. She said "I guess that's one solution." I pointed out that it was technically a slurry.

Steve

Todhunter · Post by **Todhunter** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:58 pm

canoemid wrote:My friends are instructed in my will to send my ashes down my favorite rapid. They can run it one last time with me. Now I have to rethink this.

We put my brother's ashes in one of my favorite places on a creek. Same place I'll be going!

canoemid · Post by **canoemid** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:53 am

Hey Matt, as hard as it is to back-ferry, just think about it doing and "ender". Get it, ender = the end...okay, terrible joke.

Todhunter · Post by **Todhunter** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:33 pm

canoemid wrote:Hey Matt, as hard as it is to back-ferry, just think about it doing and "ender". Get it, ender = the end...okay, terrible joke.

I bet it gets some SERIOUS down time...

ncdavid · Post by **ncdavid** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:15 pm

I could make a heavenly attainment in that boat.

Craig Smerda · Post by **Craig Smerda** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:59 pm

I should've never sold that prototype...