Do any of these apply to canoeists?

Alden · Post by **Alden** » Wed May 23, 2012 1:49 am

Or are there any good additions, specifically for canoeists?

(I have been quoting this video non-stop for about six months.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dWBExIXPy4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

AB

xmas0c1c1k1 · Post by **xmas0c1c1k1** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:54 am

sick offside boof
dude i can't feel my feet
wanna take a quick break
I was stuck on my offside
I fell out of my outfitting
rescue my outfitting before me

Alden · Post by **Alden** » Wed May 23, 2012 10:51 am

Yes!!

the great gonzo · Post by **the great gonzo** » Wed May 23, 2012 11:15 am

my outfitting is still temporary, that's why I keep falling out...

TGG!

RodeoClown · Post by **RodeoClown** » Wed May 23, 2012 12:45 pm

"I like the Bandit, but they wear down too fast."
"I'm going to walk this one, its a lefty(righty) move."
"I ran that TOTALLY dry."
"That's easy with two blades."
"My boat is SO heavy."
"What kind of batteries are you using for your pump?"
"The new Royalex isn't nearly as good as the old stuff."
"It was really low, but we ran it anyway."

arhdc · Post by **arhdc** » Wed May 23, 2012 2:36 pm

"My bulkhead is too tight"
"My bullhead is too loose"
"I swam that on purpose"
"Who put rocks under my airbag?"
"Does anyone have a spare airbag?"
"Sick job foaming out that cockpit"
"Can you get out of there"
"Leg cramp"
"I couldn't get to my onside"

KNeal · Post by **KNeal** » Wed May 23, 2012 2:41 pm

"Is that rapid gnarlz?"

"Is this paddle gnarlz?"

"That boat looks pretty gnarlz"

"Dude! That run was the GNARLZ!"

"Let me get that on video. It'll only take me 8 hours to edit it, add special effects and include an obnoxious soundtrack then we can post it on my website/Vimeo/YOUTUBE!"

Big Al · Post by **Big Al** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:02 pm

Hey! Don't dis my buddy Eddy McGnarlz.

Big Al

arhdc · Post by **arhdc** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:05 pm

I've heard this a few times before on the river:

"Do NOT follow Big Al!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

AJ · Post by AJ » Wed May 23, 2012 3:19 pm

Let's fire this SHlT up!

This is some serious Mank!

Big Al · Post by **Big Al** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:25 pm

I've heard this a few times before on the river:

"Do NOT follow Big Al!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's PAC's favorite.

Or, Get outta the water, Al. Get outta the water.

Or, Get back in the boat, Al. Get back in the boat.

Big Al

FullGnarlzOC · Post by **FullGnarlzOC** » Wed May 23, 2012 4:25 pm

"Hey Guys. I gotta Dump."

"I thought I had it on my second try...maybe I didn't keep my head down enough"

"You didn't keep your head down"

"Did you guys see how sick that Low brace was"

"Dude. Check out my Low brace"

"Where's the portage trail?"

busterblue · Post by **busterblue** » Wed May 23, 2012 5:00 pm

"It's a canoe"

"Somebody chase that paddle!"

"I swam, but it doesn't count because I was surfing"

"Will we get back in time for happy hour?"

"My boat had a pretty good line without me"

"There's some ice, but it's runnable"

"Want to double-carry?"

"Do you have straps?"

"Who has the biggest rack?"

"Look at that [eagle/snake/otter/wood duck]!"

"I told my wife I'd be home by..."

"My painters are frozen"

KNeal · Post by **KNeal** » Wed May 23, 2012 5:31 pm

"Sorry, insert name here, but I'm too tired now to run that waterfall with you in the tandem boat."

I've heard that one before.

Big Al · Post by **Big Al** » Wed May 23, 2012 5:42 pm

Get me started on this (zipper for drysuit).

My feet are cold.

My knees/shoulder/neck/back/feet/bunyons are killing me.

Man, that beer (Monkey) is gonna taste good!~

and, I've got some real Cubans back at the car.

Big Al

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